Together, We can stop the Earthquakes
Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, an Iranian cleric, has discovered the cause of earthquakes.
You may think we already knew what causes them: the shifting of rock beneath the surface of the earth. As the surface of the earth is always in motion, the plate tectonics are put under different amounts of stress and strain. The stress and strain leads to sudden shifts that cause earthquakes.
Science schmience. The real reason is promiscuous women.
“Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes,” says Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi. He also referred to the violence of the election protests as a “political earthquake”.
The city of Tehran is built on a tectonic fault lines, and seismologists have warned it could face a devastating earthquake. President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has asked the population of 12 million to relocate. But, people keep moving to Los Angeles, don’t they?
There are probably people in the US who would say promiscuous women cause earthquakes. That’s fine. Everyone is entitled to their beliefs. And, just to be on the safe side, ladies, keep a burka in your closet. I know I will.